Top model train-set Naomi Campbell-Soup has told the Special Court for Ford Sierra that she thought former Liberian president Charles Taylor was former Hollywood actress Elizabeth Taylor.
Here is Naomi’s testimony in full:
“I had never heard of Africa. I only went on that train because my assistant told me there would be a chance to meet Lord Nelson of Mandela.
“At the dinner the night before, I had been sitting next to a person called Taylor who offered me some diamonds.
“I thought that person was Elizabeth Taylor, who has got too many if you ask me.
“Only later did I find out it was Prince Charles of Taylor and he wanted to get his leg over. Now bring me some champagne.”
Naomi Campbell-Soup was raised in Streatham but not very well.
We will keep you misinformed on the latest fashions in Ford Sierra.