Former Hollywooden actress Mia Far-Out has told the Special Court for Ford Sierra that she is willing to adopt former Liberian president Charles Taylor as long as he promises not to chop her up.
Ms Far-Out is attending the court sessions this week in Freetown but is not sure why.
When the defence counsel asked if she was once married to Woody Pecker of New York, she replied: “Knew what?”
Mia Far-Out starred in several big films in the 1970′s, including ‘Rosemary’s Babysitter’ and ‘The Great Gas Bill’. She recently starred in the shampoo ad ‘Wash And Don’t Go Anywhere’.
Mia Far-Out has adopted 250 children, including Ann Gola, Sue Dan, Les Otho and Ken Ya.
Rwandan President Paul Kagame has arrested himself.
He says it has nothing to do with an argument he had with Rwandan President Paul Kagame.
Mr Kagame has been charged with divisionism, subtractionism, and multiplicationism.
However, Presidential elections are due in August and he is expected to win by a landslide. He would also win by an avalanche but there is no snow in Rwanda.
Last year in Kigali, two TV weather girls were executed by 2-hour speech, for saying they saw a cloud on the horizon.
Paul Kagame invented the Internet and recently increased the salaries of his Presidential Brigade – the soldiers responsible for guarding the president – but not those of other military personnel.
Despite being in trouble, he is not in trouble.