Kittens are responsible for eruption of the volcano in Iceland , a senior Iranian cleric has said.
Yewhafgot Tubby Jokkingh told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of kittens to protect themselves.
“Many kittens have big ears and they probably heard rumbles underground but did not tell us,” he said.
“What can we do to avoid being buried under lava? There is no other solution but to get up at 4am and sing Death to All Kittens,” he said.
Here is a picture of a kitten causing air chaos all over the world and just look at those ears.
That’s all from the Pussian Empire.