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		<title>It&#8217;s only Eurovision but&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/05/17/its-only-eurovision-but/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 10:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; I like it. I’ve been based in Azerbaijan for the last 18 months and I write to you from the capital, a city with fever: Baku has Eurovisionitis. The bug is highly infectious, millions of people are affected and only large doses of international media attention will alleviate the symptoms across the country. As [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1316&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Atenţie! Urgentă medicală</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 10:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ E numai Eurovision, dar îmi place&#8230; (Please click the link below&#8230; mulţumesc for reading : ) playboy mai 2012 eurovision First published in PLAYBOY, May 2012, by S.C. MediaFax SA, Romania. Filed under: PLAYBOY (Rom) 2012<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1331&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>United We Fall</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/05/01/united-we-fall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 07:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things that bring us together can drive us apart. I’m getting interested in fashion, these days. I like my Flemings jeans and my Gola training shoes. Most of all, I like my new Ben Sherman shirt with the button-down collar. I have waited months to get one and it&#8217;s a beauty – white with blue [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1309&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dezbinaţi suntem sortiţi eşecului</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/05/01/dezbinati-suntem-sortiti-esecului-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 06:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lucrurile care ne apropie ne pot şi despărţi Zilele astea sunt interesat de modă. Îmi plac blugii mei Flemings şi pantofii sport Gola. Dar mai mult decât orice, îmi place camasa mea noua Ben Sherman, cu gulerul incheiat in nasturi.  Am aşteptat luni de zile sa-mi iau una şi este pur şi simplu o minunăţie [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1297&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Patru femiei in zona fierbinte</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/24/patru-femiei-in-zona-fierbinte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[048-052 Femei Africa &#60; please click link, multumesc : ) [First published in ELLE magazine, February 2009, by  S.C. Edipresse A.S. SRL, Romania. Photos: Mike Ormsby &#38; Jerome Le Roy]. Filed under: ELLE (Romanian)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1089&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Back to Africa: Four women in the hot zone</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/24/back-to-africa-four-women-in-the-hot-zone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard how our world is &#8216;a village&#8217;, where time and distance matter less and less, and where many of us can connect online, like now. But it’s one thing to sit at home checking a country on Wiki, to visit it on holiday, or to pass through on a business trip. It’s quite [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1342&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Damian Kelleher reviews &#8216;Democracy&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/20/damian-kelleher-reviews-my-democracy/</link>
		<comments>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/20/damian-kelleher-reviews-my-democracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2011, New Europe Writers published their anthology &#8216;Bucharest Tales&#8216;, which contains three of my stories, as follows. &#8216;Mother Tongue&#8217; and &#8216;The Promised Land&#8217; were commissioned for the anthology, while &#8216;Democracy&#8217; was republished from an earlier collection of my short stories, &#8216;Never Mind the Balkans, Here&#8217;s Romania&#8217; [Editura Compania, 2008]. Below, you can read a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1474&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>please mister postman</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/please-mister-postman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<title>If a cat could use a mouse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/if-a-cat-could-use-a-mouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<title>Viking on the run</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/viking-on-the-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VENI, VIDI, PERDITUS&#8230; The email is short and smug: Do you want to run the London marathon next year? It comes from a friend who has just finished this year&#8217;s race in 4 hours 38 minutes. He raised £5000 for the Red Cross, including a small donation from me. I think about his proposal and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1399&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Major Problem</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/major-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 13:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snowflakes are mesmerizing, tiny cold kisses from heaven. I&#8217;m watching them dance across Romania as I talk to my mother by phone. She&#8217;s in the UK, boasting about a blizzard, the worst for 18 years: “It’s a major problem,&#8221; she says, &#8220;roads blocked, people stranded.” She sounds pleased that British weather is finally worth talking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1394&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dad, you were wrong.</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/dad-you-were-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The radio newsroom is quiet but busy, reporters hunch at computers. One of them scribbles in her notebook, cradling a phone. Two guys in jeans huddle in low chat. I walk towards the News Editor who sits checking documents and tapping his teeth with a thumbnail. As usual, Marin wears only black. He rises and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1389&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stoned</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/stoned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need air. There’s not enough in this claustrophobic downtown bar. So I leave and sit on the steps outside to watch the purple midnight sky. Jakarta’s tropical heat hits me like a sandbag, but the crickets make a nice change from jaded rock tunes and beery bonhomie. “Why the long face, birthday boy?” asks [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1385&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Place Will Explode</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/this-place-will-explode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[September, 2008, Bucharest. I’m checking email when I see a newsflash in the corner of my laptop screen: 5 bombs in Delhi. 20 dead, 90 injured. Quickly I click the link, fearful for my friends in India’s capital. Bloody images swim before me and I read the details, gawp at photos of carnage amid plumes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1374&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Someone Else</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/someone-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 11:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The young Romanian barmen are quick and polite. They’re also sharp-witted and funny and they know their football. Every week, we trade jokes and hope for goals. I enjoy coming to this Bucharest bar, a short walk from my home, to watch Premier League. But then Andy turns up. He’s Scottish, 45, with beard and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1370&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paradise Lost</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/paradise-lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 10:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was nine years old when I realised how smart I was. I was ten when I discovered I was a fool. Perhaps you know the feeling. Let’s start with smart. My new football boots were something special: Gola with white polyurethane soles and ‘screw-in’ studs, not black moulded rubber like my previous pair, now [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1366&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Real Cowboy</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/14/a-real-cowboy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 10:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Wiki, the word cowboy derives from the Spanish word vaquero, which comes from the Latin vacca, and vaca, as you may know, means ‘My sister is a right bitch’, in Romanian. It’s a small world. However, when I was 8, it was a big world, cowboys lived on the other side of it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1360&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The one that got away&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/06/the-one-that-got-away-and-the-one-that-wouldnt-leave/</link>
		<comments>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/06/the-one-that-got-away-and-the-one-that-wouldnt-leave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 06:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(&#8230;and the one that wouldn&#8217;t leave) I spot her on the ferry. Or maybe she spots me. We’re standing at the rail a few yards apart. I’m looking at the horizon towards France. I’m going to find a job there soon, if I’m lucky. She’s looking back at the white cliffs of Dover, England. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1278&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nu da vrabia din mână pentru cea de pe gard</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/04/06/nu-da-vrabia-din-ma%cc%82na%cc%86-pentru-cea-de-pe-gard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 07:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am remarcat-o pe feribot. Sau poate ea a fost cea care m-a remarcat. Stăm sprijiniţi de balustradă. Mă uit la linia orizontului către Franţa. Îmi voi găsi în curând un job acolo, dacă am noroc. Ea se uită înapoi, spre stâncile albe din Dover, Anglia. Cred că e hispanică – piele măslinie, sprâncene negre. Eşarfa [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1272&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wiki on my book(s)</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/02/05/my-wiki-pages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In English: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mind_the_Balkans,_Here%27s_Romania In Romanian: http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Bazar_Rom%C3%A2nia_sau_C%C4%83l%C4%83tor_str%C4%83in_updated Filed under: WIKI on my book(s)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1201&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FHM 2008 to 2010 (Rom.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Don Kee</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/02/04/don-kee-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Don Kee applied for a job in the UN, hoping for grade P2. After a wait of 17 years, during which he filled in 265 forms, because he did not know anyone on the inside, he finally got unlucky. Here is Don at the office: However, Don resigned from the UN when he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=1079&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kill them all</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/02/02/kill-them-all/</link>
		<comments>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/02/02/kill-them-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FHM 2008-2012 (Eng.)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER? Have you ever wondered why we have pubic hair? Why we are scared of the dark? Why we are sometimes wary of people who look ‘different’? Danny Vendramini offers some interesting answers in his book: ‘Them + Us’. Danny speculates on how humans evolved and survived, on our relationship with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeormsby.net&#038;blog=11430271&#038;post=975&#038;subd=dailydipstick&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/02/02/fa-i-una-cu-pamantul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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		<title>Queen for a day</title>
		<link>http://mikeormsby.net/2012/01/01/queen-for-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 08:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mikeormsby</dc:creator>
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