Monthly Archives: August 2010

Mia Far-Out offers to adopt Charles Taylor

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Former Hollywooden actress Mia Far-Out has told the Special Court for Ford Sierra that she is willing to adopt former Liberian president Charles Taylor as long as he promises not to chop her up.

Charles’ tailor

Ms Far-Out is attending the court sessions this week in Freetown but is not sure why.

When the defence counsel asked if she was once married to Woody Pecker of New York, she replied: “Knew what?”

Woody Pecker

Mia Far-Out starred in several big films in the 1970′s, including ‘Rosemary’s Babysitter’ and ‘The Great Gas Bill’. She recently starred in the shampoo ad ‘Wash And Don’t Go Anywhere’.

Mia Far-Out has adopted 250 children, including Ann Gola,  Sue Dan, Les Otho and Ken Ya.

Naomi Campbell-Soup ‘thought Charles Taylor was Elizabeth Taylor’

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Top model train-set Naomi Campbell-Soup has told the Special Court for Ford Sierra that she thought former Liberian president Charles Taylor was former Hollywood actress Elizabeth Taylor.

Elizabeth Taylor

Charles Taylor

Here is Naomi’s testimony in full:

“I had never heard of Africa. I only went on that train because my assistant told me there would be a chance to meet Lord Nelson of Mandela.

“At the dinner the night before, I had been sitting next to a person called Taylor who offered me some diamonds.

“I thought that person was Elizabeth Taylor, who has got too many if you ask me.

“Only later did I find out it was Prince Charles of Taylor and he wanted to get his leg over. Now bring me some champagne.”

Naomi Campbell-Soup was raised in Streatham but not very well.

We will keep you misinformed on the latest fashions in Ford Sierra.