Jose Intermourinho has confirmed his ambition to be Pope.
Speaking to a select group of reporters (me) after the recent Champions League Final in Madrid, the Handsome One said:
“Last night I was visited by the Agent Gabriel, who told me a thing or two. It’s likely i will leave Milan and be Pope, because if you are not Pope, there is always a gap in your CV.”
Jose denied rumbles that he will soon be the new coach at Real Messi, which is the greatest football club in the world and will be even greater when it wins something.
Pope Benediction XVI was unavailable for comment and is believed to be recovering from a twisted conscience after FC Vatican failed to qualify for the World Cup Runneth Over.
That’s all from the sports desk.